Friday, June 26, 2009

Stoned wallabies make crop circles

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Without a comment. This is just too weird to contemplate.

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

She was reporting to a parliamentary hearing on security for poppy crops.

Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles. Then they crash

Lara Giddings, government official

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.

"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

 

And to think this is from the BBC..

2 comments:

ViølatoR said...

This is a great synchromystic news item that ties together "communication from alien intelligences" from outer and inner space!

Illuminatus said...

I knew those things where up to no good. I am currently very suspicious of hamsters and their beady little eyes. I think they might be behind UFO abductions and cattle mutilations. I will report my findings. Over and out.