First attempt of “Contact Earthlings” failed

All remaining (alive) crew, report back to mothership. Mission abort.

Well, metro.co.uk reports of a “Gollum-like monster emerging from a lake”, only to be stoned to death by teenagers. Do you know what this will do to our Intergalactic PR?

Please refer to The Subanthropic Principle article for more proof that we will NEVER make contact with anyone. And I mean anyone..

Refer to the Independence Day movie for revenge scenarios…

Now, seriously, how stupid can you be? Even for a teenager..

On the biology of this, scientists will take samples from the mangled carcass, but they assume it is some kind of mutant sloth (!!!).